Whore's Mascara is AMAZING. Watch their performance at Piano's or a music video. I love the sexy, Tim Curry-esque vocals of Chaz. And does anyone know who the second 'fag hag' they mention is?

Also fitting under the category of "AMAZING" is shirtless French boys lip-syncing Disney songs. "A Mix of Dieux du Stade and Samantha:" hilarious. But what's "Samantha?"

And finally, from the groom-to-be Master Helmsman Hikaru Sulu, a quote for all the 'Mo-Trekkies and vocab-junkies on the 'nets:

'And I recall when I realized that Walter really got it [knew I was gay]. I was standing with him at the coffee urn, sipping and chit chatting and there was this stunningly good looking young extra wearing the tight Star Trek uniform. And Walter kept making eye gestures, urging me to turn around. I was wondering what was he trying to do, so I turned around and there was this gorgeous young thing, you know, with his muscled body, pectorals voluptuously coming out, and that’s when I realized “Okay, Walter knows and Walter understands.”'

+10 pts for best use of voluptuous evar.

Over at The GAYS of DAYTIME you can find clips of the soapiest-homos around. Olli and Christian are boxers, barristas and boyfriends who like to have sex everywhere and be cute together. Plus, it's in their wake that we get such brilliant lines as:

"Since when [is he bisexual]?"

"Last week. He took a course to go from homo to hetero and dropped out halfway through."

<3

Great song from Dangerous Muse. Here's the lyrics.



I love how, in the video, each character is rejected and then turns around to reject someone who's into them. That's ringing so true for me now as I try to build a circle of friends in this vicious, confusing, strip-mall club of a gay scene.

Also, my mom may be a Bible-belting crazy, but diz-amn she has No Fear. After her no-holds-barred after-Church chit-chat Andy probably likes her more than any boy on planet Tally.

First they had a gay son.

Then they hired Ryan Carnes for some half-naked, man-on-man.

The next step out of the closet was a bit of gay-marriage action, culminating in Sunday's commitment ceremony.

But now they've hit the bullseye. That's right, Brian Kinney has moved onto Wisteria Lane.

Watch out, Teri. Things are going to get really gay.

Come to my yard sale.

People ask "How are you?" and my answer never differs: "Good, good. And you?"

But really I'm not answering that question. No, the question I'm answering is "How do you feel.... RIGHT.... wait for it... NOW???"

Talking to people always makes me feel good; I think my jaw muscles are linked to my serotonin prodution. So I always feel amazing when it's RIGHT.... wait for it... NOW!!

A much better question would be, "How will you be feeling in five minutes?" or "What will you be doing in five minutes?" or, if you really want to see deep, deep into my soul, "What have you forgotten to do until today, the deadline?"

Those stories will be ADVENTURES.

This weekend's episodes of Doctor Who and BSG were satisfyingly redemptive.

BSG ran like a chapter in well-crafted epic: with a clear beginning, middle, and end coupled with a promise for an even better story... NEXT WEEK!

And the Doctor was in fine form. All adventure and villains and convoluted plot, sprinkled with spectacle and one-liners. And the Roman battle of wits was priceless! Yay for good writing not submitting to famous cast members! And yay for "Run to hills, not the beach! Not the beach!" Donna's got a head on her shoulders, even if she doesn't have a job.

Weekend Round-Up:
TV Gone Mad!

This weekend saw the finale of Torchwood Series 2 and the premiere of both Doctor Who Series 4 and Battlestar Galactica Season 4. I was in geek-gasm heaven.

SPOILERS

( Torchwood! )

( Doctor Who! )

( Battlestar! )

Rick Mercer's "This Hour has 22 Minutes" pseudonym was "J.B. Dickson." Was that man EVER in the closet?

I did an Allies workshop last week where I went in and talked about Queer issues 101 and how to be an Ally to that queer kid down the block. At the end we got questions from the kids. I don't know if we'll ever answer them, but here's the answers I would give if we do. Let me know if I'm homophobic, stupid, or awesome.

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